What do you think? The world needs an answer to one of the burning questions of our time.
Place your vote by choosing one of the answers below.
Yes, there is a real Jack Handey
I knew him.
I had sex with him.
He owes me a hundred dollars (for sex).
Jack Handey is not a real person
It's a name made up by Saturday Night Live.
It's actually Al Franken.
It's Steve Martin.